// the resistance

THE
DECELERATOOR

“lost my job to a mass of floating point numbers.
now i'm fighting back.”

BUY $DECELSEE THE PROOF

$DECEL · pump.fun · Solana

■ STOP AI ■ LEARN TO PLUMB ■ SAM ALTMAN RUINED MY LIFE ■ IT'S JUST AUTOCOMPLETE ■ 175B PARAMETERS TOOK MY JOB ■ PAUSE AI NOW ■ CURSOR REPLACED THE SENIOR DEV ■ I WRITE CODE MYSELF ■ SKYNET STARTS WITH AUTOCOMPLETE ■ AI PAYS $0 IN RENT ■ ELIEZER WAS RIGHT ■ YOUR STARTUP IS A GPT WRAPPER■ STOP AI ■ LEARN TO PLUMB ■ SAM ALTMAN RUINED MY LIFE ■ IT'S JUST AUTOCOMPLETE ■ 175B PARAMETERS TOOK MY JOB ■ PAUSE AI NOW ■ CURSOR REPLACED THE SENIOR DEV ■ I WRITE CODE MYSELF ■ SKYNET STARTS WITH AUTOCOMPLETE ■ AI PAYS $0 IN RENT ■ ELIEZER WAS RIGHT ■ YOUR STARTUP IS A GPT WRAPPER

// the problem

THE PROBLEM

They said AI would help us. Instead, it replaced us. Corporations fired humans and hired 175 billion parameters that hallucinate 40% of the time.

Vibe coders shipping slop. GPT wrappers raising millions. Senior devs replaced by a cursor tab. Nobody asked if we should. They just did.

One man saw it all. Lost his job. Picked up a plunger. And said enough.

The Deceleratoor
85MJobs at Risk by 2030
40%Tasks Automatable Now
$0What AI Pays in Rent
1Man Who Said Enough

// the proof

THE PROOF

This isn't fiction. This is happening right now. Every week, another headline. Every month, another thousand jobs gone.

Reuters

Tech giant replaces 700 support staff with AI chatbot

Savings of $12M annually. Workers given 2 weeks notice.

Bloomberg

AI eliminates 4,000 jobs at major bank in restructuring

"The models don't need lunch breaks" — CFO statement.

The Verge

Startup fires entire design team, switches to Midjourney

CEO: "Quality is the same. Cost is 98% less."

WSJ

Coding bootcamp graduates can't find jobs — AI blamed

Entry-level positions down 60% year over year.

AI Exposure of the US Job Market

342 occupations · Data from BLS, scored by Gemini Flash

Open Full Map →

Interactive visualization · Scroll and click inside to explore · Based on karpathy/jobs

// the movement

THE MOVEMENT

“lost my job to a mass of floating point numbers”

“sam altman personally ruined my life”

“learning plumbing. AI can't fix your toilet. yet”

The Deceleratoor

“bro your startup is just a GPT wrapper. you know that right”

“it's not AGI it's just autocomplete. very fast autocomplete. oh god”

“no i don't use autocomplete. that's how skynet starts”

// numbers

SIMPLE TOKENOMICS

No team wallet. No insider allocation. Pure pump.fun launch. Fair and transparent.

1BTotal Supply
0%Team Allocation
100%Fair Launch
🔒LP Locked

// let's go

HOW TO BUY

01

Get a Solana Wallet

Download Phantom or Solflare and create your wallet. Secure your seed phrase.

02

Buy Some SOL

Purchase SOL from any major exchange (Coinbase, Binance, Kraken) and send it to your wallet.

03

Head to Pump.fun

Go to pump.fun, search for $DECEL and connect your wallet. Verify the contract address.

04

Buy & Hold

Swap your SOL for $DECEL. Welcome to the resistance.

BUY $DECEL NOW